Day 281: Using grotesquery in a sentence.

I have no homework so I'm updating my blog. As January Jones once told me, "only boring people are bored." Rude but effective.
Blazer: Thrifted. This outfit is tricky to credit appropriately parce-que* it feels like every piece deserves to be number 1. I chose the blazer because it provoked fun conversation.
Christmas sweater: Delia's. This would be more correctly classified as a fair-isle sweater, but I think Christmas is more representative of the outraged reactions I received from my peers.
Skirt: Urban Outfitters.
Shirt under everything: H&M.
Tights: American Apparel. Laborious posting.
Shoes: Dr. Martens.
*My second favorite french word. First favorite: Pamplemousse.